How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
