Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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