hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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