you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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