the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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