the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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