did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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