i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Come see our sink grown plant.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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