About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
