Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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