the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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