Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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