id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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