how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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