I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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