i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I think my moral compass just broke
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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