What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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