I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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