Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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