I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
