Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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