Since when is my name a synonym for head?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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