i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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