You're a womanizer and a bitch.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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