He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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