Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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