yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
