i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
