No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
