youre lurking in front of me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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