I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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