i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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