dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They took my balls.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
