the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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