So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The uberlube is also flammable
don't judge my taste in strippers
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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