My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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