Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He shit in the fireplace
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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