bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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