I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
And then my night got REAL pukey
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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