Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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