it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The power of my boobs compel you
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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