At least make sure they are 18
Why
Non-Jews are for practice
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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