i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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