love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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