is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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