butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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