He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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