awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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