the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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