: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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